Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler, what's in a name?
Himmler or Goering, thousands the same,
Europe's scourge and Germany's shame,
Six million Jews, that's what they claim,
But were you a pawn in somebody's game?
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Porn Star
It's not the size of his enormous pr*ck
Or even the charms of each successive chick -
It's nothing at all like this that really makes him tick,
It's just the CASH, and doesn't it make you sick! !
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Exactly How It Is
Did Jesus look you in the eyes?
The Gospel is a pack of lies.
Everything's a compromise.
Only senile men are wise,
The game is over, the laughter dies,
Love's just a squirt between the thighs.
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Hairy Tits
You're mine to feel and touch,
I love your hairy tits,
I love you very much
And worship you to bits!
And when you feel my crutch
I get the age-old itch,
I like you very much,
I love your hairy tits!
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An Alcoholic
You poor dear guy with fishy eyes,
The kind of man my mother would despise,
I'd love to end your hopeless sorrow
And make you well -
For you there's only today,
And, sure as hell, there'll be no tomorrow.
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Posh & Becks, etc.
Read all about them! (Posh and Becks) ,
It's far more fun than having sex!
'Hello'? 'OK! '? Down on your knees
And worship the celebrities!
Don't be a snob! It's not a crime!
It's just an utter waste of time! !
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The Intrusive Homosexual
Do I have to like you 'cos you're gay
Or else be labelled homophobic?
I don't like your manners and I don't like your face!
Your behaviour, my friend, is a perfect disgrace!
Go on, b***er off!
Get out of my space!
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A Gift of Love
Your gift to me after all these years,
The arguments, the making-up, the laughter and the tears,
All the days and nights of love, and every precious hour,
Just some old, grey pubic hairs at the bottom of our shower.
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Staying Sober
Whatever you may think
(However bad you feel)
Your cutting down on the drink
Is really quite a big deal.
You'll lose a bit of weight
And feel a good bit fitter,
So admit that you are great
And certainly no quitter!
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Jeopardy
Answering the tyranny of blood
And beckoned by lust
I have returned,
Recalling the fever in your arms
And the treacherous fragrance of your easy smile:
This is the entrance to Hades,
The Via Dolorosa of my aching flesh.
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