What Is Biology

Bio Dreams
By: Jay Lude

Biology is clowns dancing
Pigs flying, Counting sheep,
And the Birds and the Bees
Biology is Friday night’s football games
Crowd Cheering, Speaker Blaring
And becoming the Champs
Biology is Arousing Women
Pleasing all my needs
Always feeling relaxed
But full of failing f’s
Biology is Mr. Bossick
Walking through the halls
Inspiring us all with
His words of wisdom
Chants storming through Western Reserve
BBB! BBB! BBB!
Obviously I don’t know what Biology is

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Luder's Movies

What happened to Bugs Bunny
Or the movie of Blues Clues
The adventures of Barney
And sleeping through the news
There was Little Bear and Franklin
And movies about strangers
But the greatest of them all
Would have to be the Power Rangers
Now I’m into wrestling
And sports like football
And King James soaring through then air
With a basketball
Since of course I am a man
I enjoy movies with chicks
And like any teenage boy
I watch some porno flicks
What happened to Space Jam
And all them funny shows
When Michael Jackson was black
And his siblings had afros

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